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Pub Shui – Freitags Weisheit

Posted On November 16, 2007
November 16, 2007

You never know who’ll you meet!

In dieser Woche leider kein Spruch meines Lieblingspubs. Sorry!
Die Witze, die in der letzten Zeit auf der Tafel meines Lieblingspubs standen, verstünde in Deutschland niemand. Sie waren zu sehr, auf das aktuelle politische Geschehen, Aussie Promies, etc. bezogen.
Aber dafür, ein Photo eines Werbeplakates, das ich in einem anderen Pub, auf dem “stillen Örtchen” fand.
*Ich will keine Witze darüber hören, dass ich sogar auf dem Klo die Kamera dabei habe!!! Grins*


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