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Das FräuleinWunder

Posted On November 10, 2007
November 10, 2007

Gestern war ich vor meinem wöchentlichen Supermarkt-Shopping, noch schnell einen Happen Sushi essen. Bei mir um die Ecke, hat vor kurzem ein neuer Japaner seine Pforten geöffnet, der mich zu günstigen Preisen davor bewahrt, selbst zu kochen! ;-D

Ich saß also bei besagtem Japaner und kaute gemütlich an meinem rohen Fisch herum, als ein Mann, zwei kleine Mädels und eine Frau herein kamen und sich direkt an meinen Nachbartisch setzten.
Ein Blick genügte und mir war irgendwie klar, die Frau ist nicht die Mutter der Mädels. Beim Vater war es klar, dass ihm die  Kids “gehörten”, denn sie nannten ihn  Daddy!

Ich konnte nicht umhin, die Frau zog meine Blicke auf sich. Nicht weil sie eine ausgesprochene Schönheit war. Oh, nooooooo!!!! Sie sah eher aus wie Trude Herr, mit beginnendem Haarausfall.
Stellt euch Trude Herr mit einer extrem auffälligen, roten Brille und in einem kleinen Schwarzen vor und ihr wisst, was mir schräg gegenüber saß.

Sie hatte in der Tat, nicht nur meine ungeteilte Aufmerksamkeit, sondern alle die sich Laden befanden, konnten nicht anders, als sie wahrzunehmen. Sie redete übertrieben laut, hatte eine aufgesetzte Fröhlichkeit, als ob sie die Kids für sich gewinnen wollte und fand alles ganz toll. Besonders das Essen. Jeder Happen, wurde mit einem seeeeehhhhhhhhhrrrrrrr lauten OH REALLY kommentiert. *Ich hörte das selbst bis auf die Toilette*.

Und dann machte Fudge einen FATALEN Fehler!
Mein Blick wanderte leicht genervt über ihr Outfit. Ich wollte mir doch mal genauer ansehen, was die Gute so trug. Ich sag euch, mir blieb fast das Sashimi im Halse stecken. Zum Glück hatte ich schon fast aufgegessen. Denn ich konnte, an ihren Cellulite geplagten Beinen, durchschauen bis hinauf nach Canossa. Ihr wisst schon, was ich damit meine!!! Das war dann des Guten wirklich zuviel!!! :-D

Ich zahlte also, schlenderte weiter zum Supermarkt und hoffte, dass dies das erste und letzte Date der 4 war. Schreckliche Frau, sag ich euch!

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