Mit dem Internet ‘ne schnelle Mark machen! Das stellen sich viele unglaublich einfach vor.
Und so manch einer schafft es ja auch! Da gibt es diverse Blogger (hauptsächlich im englischsprachigen Raum), die ihr Geld online verdienen. So manch ein Web 2.0 Unternehmen machte in letzter Zeit von sich reden und pfiffige Abmahnanwälte schieben den reichen Rubel vor sich her.
Davon hört natürlich auch der Herr Müller/Meier/Schmidt von nebenan und sein kleines Hirn fängt an zu denken. Ja man kann förmlich sehen, wie sich seine Stirn in Falten legt und die Dollarzeichen in den Augen blinken. Denn Herr Müller/Meier/Schmidt hat eine Idee. “Das kann ich doch auch”, denkt er sich und meint damit, dass er seine Haushaltskasse fix ein wenig aufbessern kann.
Er plant und recherchiert und findet heraus, dass man für ein Internetunternehmen einen PC braucht und am besten auch eine DSL Verbindung. Was soll sich Herr Müller/Meier/Schmidt um Rechtschreibung kümmern, oder um Design. CMS-Systeme wie WordPress oder auch Joomla! haben doch fertige Themes und die paar Texte tippen sich von ganz alleine.
Braucht man nur noch eine Geschäftsidee….
Doch auch das ist nicht schwer. Herr Müller/Meier/Schmidt schaut einfach womit die “Großen” in der Internetwelt Erfolg hatten und kopiert sie. Die schreiben ja eh in Englisch, das merkt doch kein Mensch, dass Herr Müller/Meier/Schmidt sich dort seine “Inspiration” her nimmt.
Schwupps noch eine Domain registriert, am besten eine die möglichst lang ist und viele Bindestriche hat, damit sie sich auch keiner merken kann und los geht es.
Da wird die Seite vollgestopft mit schlecht bearbeiteten Photoshop Bildern, die selbst ein Mediengestalter Azubi nach nur einer Woche Ausbildung besser hinbekommt, und das Joomla Logo als das eigene ausgegeben und… Moment irgendetwas fehlt ja noch… Ach, ja die Texte! Richtig!
Und auch eine “Über-Seite” muss her. Da Herr Müller/Meier/Schmidt ja nun eine eigene Seite aufgebaut hat, sich schlau machte, was ein Internet-Geschäft so alles braucht (PC & DSL), geht er einfach davon aus, dass er sich ja nun als Webdesigner und Online-Marketing Spezialist ausgeben kann! Warum auch nicht?! war doch alles ganz easy!
Nun noch schnell eine Pressemitteilung raus und dann warten wir auf die Dummen, die sich auf der Seite registrieren und teures Geld für etwas zahlen, was sie bei Amazon auch als Buch für 8,95 EUR kaufen können.
Aber Herr Müller/Meier/Schmidt reibt sich seine kleinen Patschehändchen und freut sich wie Rumpelstilzchen, als es ums Feuer hüpfte. Da wird seine Uschi Augen machen, wenn er sie im Sommer nach Mallorca ins 3-Sterne Hotel einladen kann!
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Zum Hintergrund:
Ich schreibe das ja nicht ganz ohne Grund…
Ich habe gerade eine Seite gefunden, die mich echt sprachlos machte und mich daran zweifeln ließ, ob das Internet wirklich eine so tolle Idee war.
Ich verdiene selbst meine lausigen paar Kröten durch Arbeit im und mit Hilfe des Internet. Und ich finde es toll, wenn jemand eine gute Geschäftsidee verwirklicht. Und es ist von meinem Standpunkt auch absolut ok, mit seinem Blog Geld zu verdienen.
Aber die Seite die ich vorhin fand, erinnert wirklich und wahrhaftig an oben beschriebene Szene. (Ich werde nicht die URL nennen und auch niemandem per Mail schicken! Sonst werde ich noch verklagt! ;o) )
Was daran so schlimm ist? Rechtschreibung ist nicht vorhanden und damit meine ich nicht, dass einige lausige Kommafehler drin sind. Das Logo ist nicht ihres und die Bilder der Webseite… Oh man…
Normalerweise klicke ich einfach weg und lese nicht weiter. Doch da es sich um eine Seite handelt, die scheinbar einen kostenpflichtigen Dienst anbietet, regt es mich wirklich arg auf!
Ich bin versucht denen eine Mail zu schreiben und ihnen ein wenig Beratungs-Service anzubieten…natürlich gegen Honorar! *lach*
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